Some time ago a fellow knocked on our door and asked me if he could have the details of my lovely man’s Interpol contact because he had been sold something that turned out to be stolen (and not functioning, which was perhaps the bigger issue).
Darling, I enquired, how on earth do you have Interpol contacts (best I can do is the Douglasdale police station), and what espionage are you involved in?
Also, I continued, this can be added to the alarmingly long list of things NOT disclosed prior to our involvement.
Turns out my lovely man is not connected to Interpol, or New Scotland Yard or any of that ilk.
I’m not sure, he advised our hopeful and somewhat misinformed visitor, that they would much bother with that kind of case. They would probably just arrest you for buying stolen goods.
They would surely be interested he objected, I can finger the thieves.
Well, too tempting isn’t it….
I’m not sure it will matter how confident you are in satisfying the thieves I advised him, they are likely to lock you up.
Brilliant!!😂😂😂
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