You read me wrong

I have dreadful handwriting. When my lovely man met me and witnesed me filling in a form, he gasped ‘diabolical’.

I once had my handwriting assessed, and the analyser (who I suspect changed careers or ended themselves thereafter), had no comment except that I was perhaps a pyschopath.

I suspect that algorithms can’t get a firm grip on me either.

I am continually hounded by people offering the perfect gift for an aviation enthusiast close to my heart. I know not one.

I am also plagued by some crowd who claim to be best suited to improve my goatmilking skills.

I mean,  what the actual… how is this even a market?

I am further bombarded by a group sharing their retirement challenges, concerns, experiences or advice.

This is of more interest, and is something, I understand, that should be thought through.

One suggested hobby that bears serious consideration….is ‘gator wrestling’.

Yes…this is a thing. Often suggested by the long suffering wife I suspect.

Is this why Florida is popular for retirement? A big saving on gym fees.

Something to think about if my lovely man gets under my feet.

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