I am the morning tea /coffee maker in our household…. My lovely man used to spoil me with a cuppa in bed… But I am the less sore one first thing these days… So it only seems right..
Of course my day starts off a visit to the bathroom, while the cats remind me that they are close to starvation and can I move it up.
As I peered at myself in the mirror the other morning, it looked like I had a shiner over my right eyelid.
Must be make up I thought.
It happened to be our first date anniversary… Is this some way of my lovely man displaying his seven year itch I thought?
Then I looked over at him drinking his tea and munching on his choccie bic and remembered that he is, in fact, the loveliest.
A little later, in the bath, post face wash, my lovely man popped in to ask re. his chore list for the day, so I took the opportunity… darling, I said, can you see the bruise on my eye? No, he said, looks fine.
Great, I thought, make up… Washed off, all good.
Looked in the mirror… Shiner, definitely
Are we even seen ladies? Let alone heard?
This itself is a crime, surely?
So… I called the cops