We went to South Africa for a bit.
Sorting out something my lovely man required.
While there, we had some laundry done.
I swear they’ve knicked my knickers I commented to my lovely man as I was packing.
(I know what you are thinking, what sort of uncouth person gives their smalls to a stranger to wash? Well, obs I won’t again, the frigging pervs).
Surely not my lovely man replied immediately, can you imagine how big that girl must have been?
What the actual….?
No, no her recovered, I meant the other way around.
Anyway, I’m circulating a petition promoting euthanasia, will you sign?