My lovely man realised he hadn’t received his Zimbabwe pension for a time, so said that he wanted to look into it.
A Zimbabwe pension is not really worth too much fuss. It and another $2 can buy you a cup of coffee really.
But still, something to sort out.
My lovely man’s way of sorting things out is to get in his car and find someone to speak to.
Ridiculous hey?
We’ll write to them I said, try and find a whatsapp number or an email address.
He came back victorious with an email address and so we compiled an enquiry and sent it off.
The pension fund is called the NSSA.
We received a very prompt reply. Amazing.
We are a little confused, they replied, and wondered if you could supply a little bit more information on your lovely man because we don’t have him in our database. Was he an astronaut, an astro physicist or a systems engineer?
I’m sure if we keep the pressure on by name dropping Buzz Lightyear, Neil Armstrong and perhaps ‘one giant step.. ‘ shit we can persuade NASA to fork out a pension for my lovely man.
He deserves it!
I’ll keep you posted on how it goes.
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