I’m no relationship expert. God knows I’ve enjoyed my share of failures…
But, I do love my lovely man, so I do try.
Every now and then I check in and ask the man..
‘Are you happy my darling? Is there anything you need, or would like changed?’
So, I asked recently and the man went into deep thought.
I waited, with some apprehension, gotta say.
Well, he said slowly… There is one thing..
My underpants are too tight, can you please get me some more?