Apparently there’s some summit happening in Johannesburg in the not too distant future.
With an all you can eat buffet I understand.
So, the SA President decided he’d better mosey along to see if the city of gold is prepared.
He was surprised to find the place is a shambles.
Anybody else could have told him this… Coz you know.. Everyone knows.
So, there were some stern words to get their shit together we read.
As with anything that gets tended to in Africa, it will only be nice and shiny where any of the summit delegates may venture. But hey, shiny is shiny.
Not 5 minutes after reading that the big boss is surprised and disappointed an email lands in my inbox.
The City of Johannesburg writes to little old me, that I owe them R125 for a traffic violation in 2012.
I was surprised. I’ve been in the dark on this matter.
I left the city in 2013 and I think by then, none of the traffic cameras were working in Johannesburg.
This was, most likely, this camera’s last gasp.
But hey…. That R125 is going to make all the difference.
So… There is evidence that they are indeed getting their shit together.
I’m a little sorry they had to start with me.
As always, your unique and quick-witted ‘depictions’ of everyday happenings give us MUCH joy, Rosie! Thanks for sharing with us xx
Very kind, thank you 😊