Make up. I’m not good at it. Every time I think about doing something about improving my skills, I conclude I couldn’t really be bovvvered.
On a good day I look half respectable, on a bad day, I could play a starring role in ‘That 70’s Show’.
And make up brushes… I have a set. It didn’t really come with instructions and there are many, many brushes. I don’t know what they are supposed to be used for, I couldn’t really be bovvered see.
I was bemoaning the fact to a friend that I used the wrong brush incorrectly and now it has dark powder on it vs the light powder it should only have on it (don’t want to get too technical here).
I explained that this was a problem because now I was looking like I had two black eyes.
And then! I said with pride. I washed it. And now it’s fine.
Radical she said, how long did it take you to conclude that option, or use another of the many brushes you seem to have no use for?
I know right, I said, I am considered the problem solver in my organization.
Whatever they are paying you, she said, it’s probably too much.