My lovely man and I are both bee appreciators. He is a big fan of Bee Vectoring actually. Very interesting stuff. Bees and bats. He loves them. And birds. The birds and the bees with the old bat (did you see what I did there?).
Anyway, we got some fellow (The Bee Man, most originally), to make us a hive. Immediately we realised we were out of our depth, because he kept on telling us the extra things we needed and when we received it, it all looked quite complicated.
Slightly daunted, but nevertheless optimistic that we were single handedly going to save the planet and really, how difficult could it be, we persevered. We put it in the bottom of the garden and started going with a little pot to collect our honey every morning. The Bee Man (lying bastard), had told us they would just ‘come’.
They did not. We paid another fellow to relocate a swarm to our hive. They left.
Location, location… we were not it.
We need a Queen my lovely man lamented, do we know if our swarm had a queen? We knew nothing and also, is there really room for another queen in this household?
Then… a couple of things happened. I read that Jodi Picoult book and realised just how ignorant we were on bee-keeping (and transgenders for that matter). And then, there were at least two horrific incidents that I heard of where dogs were attacked by bees.
I looked at my dear little Alfie pup and with a sinking heart acknowledged that he could irritate anything into a killing frenzy.
Give the hive away I ordered my lovely man… we can’t have bees.
We’ll sell it he said. We are not sellers of anything really. We are givers away or hoarders. He is the latter.
So, the hive has sat in the garage, on top of the bat box (we never attracted bats either). Once again, is there really room for another bat in this household?
And then, a year later, the bees arrived and made their home in the hive, in the garage.
I am not sure how we are suddenly the location of choice, but there you go.
So, we have moved the hive to a safe location nearby, out of the reach of my little Alfie and we are tending, in an ignorant way really, to bees.
The bees have chosen us. What a blessing.