We had cause to transact with a government department.
Always a time to gird your loins, particularly in Africa.
The first government department we were channeled to were super pleasant but directed us to another department and building down the road. You need to go to the 13th floor they advised. Of course, it would be the 13th floor. Didn’t think they even allowed 13th floors in buildings, isn’t it bad luck? It certainly was for us.
What are the chances there is a working lift my lovely man asked as we navigated our way there.
There was a man here yesterday trying to fix the lifts, the ground floor reception fella told us. But, he continued, the problem seems more complicated than his ability.
My lovely man, at this point, could have sent me up into the ether by myself, as it was my issue, but, he is super supportive and courageously led the way. His two knee replacements no doubt saying ‘hang on a bit.. is this wise?’
As we braced ourselves at the bottom, our senses were assailed with a strong urine smell. So, shallow breaths for 13 floors was required.
I did sympathise as by now my bladder was prompting me for attention. However, I managed to restrain myself from piddling on the staircase you will be proud to know.
My Samsung watch went into overdrive. Alerting me to the fact that I was exerting myself. It has never been so excited quite frankly.
We staggered, gasping to the 13th floor reception and she immediately said we needed to see someone on the 12th floor. There was no oxygen available from what we could see.
These people, bless them, do this every day. A couple of times a day I imagine.
We met another unbelievably pleasant lady on the 12th floor, and she laughed at the condition of us. There was little sympathy, she is doing this climb daily 5 months pregnant. The lifts have not worked for two months. Honestly, for me, that would have been contraceptive enough.
Thank you for coming she said, you are in the right place, but, in fact, you need to write us a letter with your request and bring it back for our consideration.
This is Africa, there is no point in asking – is this information readily available anywhere as to what the process is?
There is also no POSTING a letter. One must deliver it personally. Can one leave it at the ground floor reception we asked tentatively… better to bring it up to the 13th floor reception yourselves we were advised.
Of course.