I recently applied for new medical cover. The problem with any medical cover, is that you need to apply for it when you don’t need it. So, I thought I would get that sorted now.
They advised me that a mandatory examination is necessary for anyone over 50. Honestly, I said, I’m really healthy and I’m busy, can we skip this?
Apparently not.
Your medical examination is today my lovely man reminded me as I was dressing.
Oh yes, I said, do you think they’ll put me on a treadmill, best I wear a sports bra. Also, do we have an oxygen cannister. Hopefully he won’t notice my gasps and mark me down.
Also, I pondered, do you think I’ll have to strip to my undies? Best I wear a matching set.
Nothing too skimpy my lovely man warned. You don’t want to risk a flap malfunction or nipple-gate.
Solid advice.
Take a wet wipe, he continued, in case you have to wee in a cup.
I’ll take my She Wee I said, that’ll impress them, I won’t even need the facilities.
We had to climb stairs to the doctors rooms, which I thought was deserving of a free pass.
Oh, the receptionist said, I forgot to phone you, he can only see you later.
That cheered me up.
How’s your blood pressure the doctor asked. Normally it’s low, I advised, but I suspect it will be spot on now that I’ve been waiting for you for 45 minutes.
Congratulations said the doctor, you’ve passed with flying colours. I’m signing off that there is nothing wrong with you. I am, however, making a note that you have a bit of an attitude.
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