My lovely man can’t hear when I let off a quietish fart.
This has been a fairly liberating revalation.
There are few advantages to having a hard of hearing lovely man. This has to be the biggest.
I’m not a fan of farting. You know, us ladies just don’t. Or we don’t admit to it. And I really don’t appreciate it when others fart near me.
But the truth is we all break wind. Apparently 10 to 20 times a day.
And then… You know, he feeds me lentils regularly. It’s not easy people.
So, I’ve become a bit too casual about the whole thing.
As it turns out, my sister-in-law is not hard of hearing.