I had to see a chiropractor recently.
I’m a great fan of chiropractors, not as husbands, but that could just be me.
This one was a lady. I’m not sure what she identifies as, but as her husband was the office manager, she was unlikely to propose.
If she had… I would have had to decline. You know… Fool me once….
Any hooo… She asked me some questions re pain and I proudly advised that I has an extensive home gym.
Occasionally used…
I expanded on my rebounding WHILE using my punch bag.
She was suitably impressed.
Then I admitted that I has hurt my back doing this (not sure I’m any contender for the UFC).
Oh, she said.. How long do you bounce and box for?
Well… Now I had to lie… Because no matter how much you roll it out, 3 1/2 minutes just doesn’t sound sports injury inducing does it?
I’m not sure I replied, time became a blur. I think the clock ran out.
Of course she said… It’s probably the simultaneous twisting and bouncing that did it. Maybe do them separately.
Pathetic, I realized… She knows I’m pathetic.
I’ve gotta go back next week.