Where does it hurt?

I had to see a chiropractor recently.

I’m a great fan of chiropractors, not as husbands, but that could just be me.

This one was a lady. I’m not sure what she identifies as, but as her husband was the office manager, she was unlikely to propose.

If she had… I would have had to decline. You know… Fool me once….

Any hooo… She asked me some questions re pain and I proudly advised that I has an extensive home gym.

Occasionally used…

I expanded on my rebounding WHILE using my punch bag.

She was suitably impressed.

Then I admitted that I has hurt my back doing this (not sure I’m any contender for the UFC).

Oh, she said.. How long do you bounce and box for?

Well… Now I had to lie… Because no matter how much you roll it out, 3 1/2 minutes just doesn’t sound sports injury inducing does it?

I’m not sure I replied, time became a blur. I think the clock ran out.

Of course she said… It’s probably the simultaneous twisting and bouncing that did it. Maybe do them separately.

Pathetic, I realized… She knows I’m pathetic.

I’ve gotta go back next week.