That’s gonna sting

Personal grooming is a thing isn’t it? Wouldn’t it be quite liberating to let it all go? Certainly one way to trend on social media. 

All kinds of unwanted hair, and no sign of us evolving to no longer produce it as a species.

It’s quite big business. Other people removing it for you I mean. Bless them, can that be considered a calling? I ponder if this is discussed at school career days. Or does it come up as an option when one does an aptitude test? 

You are a natural for back, sack and crack maintenance. 

But, it’s all quite time consuming isn’t it?  So, sometimes neglected.

Recently I realised something had to be done. Home job time. 

So, on the way into the shower, I grabbed my lovely man’s shaving foam. 

When I was relaying the story, he immediately asked if I had also grabbed his razor. 

Certainly the fight would start depending on whom, and where, a shaving rash developed. 

Except it wasn’t his shaving foam. I liberally sprayed myself yonder, with Brut deodorant.

Not recommended.

An easy mistake considering the cans are next to each other, and a lovely lingering, somewhat manly, odour.

Aptitude fail really.